Happy Health You

Hawaiian Humor

A Hawaiian in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.

The Hawaiian looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Hawaiian requested
that she give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was a Chinese
with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat
down,
and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Chinese
asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the
restaurant was a Portugese on crutches. He hobbled over to a
booth, sat
down and hollered, "Eh! I like one cold Bud Light!" He, too,
looked
across the restaurant and asked, " Das Jesus over there?"

The waitress once more nodded, so the
Portugese directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my
bill,"
he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by
the Hawaiian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed."
The Hawaiian felt the strength come back into his legs, got up,and

danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Chinese,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Chinese

felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the

Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Portugese.
The Portugese jumped up and yelled, "Eh! No touch me! I
collecting
disability!"